Saturday, January 12, 2008

Dear Ryan,

Thank you so much for the Dora the Explorer Bathtime fun paints! It's the best gift a girl like me could ever hope for!! YAY!!Dr. Evil and I had the time of our lives! We had so much fun we emptied all the bottles just 15 minutes after opening them. Soap painting has never been this fun! Yay!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anger, fear, aggression... the Dark Side of the Force are they.

It's fun though, isn't it? After my divorce some of the guys at work were teasing me about bringing a knife to work and "going postal". My ex took it seriously and I almost got fired because he thought I was going to kill him. SHEESH.

~Darth Mare

Life out Here said...

What the FREAK did I miss? How come I can't read the story? I get this strange email from you with no explanation, and then all of a sudden you are holding Dora the Explorer paints and talking to a cop?! No explanation... are we just supposed to fill in the details with our little minds (which I think I got what you did) or am I missing out on something here?? These are the sort of events that DETAILS would be needed on.

shimmyshimmy said...

I'm going to write the whole story out today- I had to wait for things to settle down. I don't want to post evidence all over the web- he may use it against me in a court of law...

Life out Here said...

Are you kidding me? Does he have access to your blog still? Block the sucka.